Friday, September 07, 2007

Marry Our Daughter

I'm not sure if this is real, but they claim it's legal. Parents can put their 13 years old(and up) up for sale to the proper ma....

Prices range for 6k to 100k. Prices dependent on how much money is owed on the house and cars. But if its a biblical thing, then prices should be in cattle and sheep.


Samples from the 1st page.
Kyra A.
Age: 14 ½,
Location: Southeast

Bride Price:
$27,995
Kyra likes the outdoors, more the open air of the beach or the desert than the woods. She would love to live somewhere away from it all. She is bright and funny and full of life and while she has little direct experience with the opposite sex we have made sure she is aware of everything she needs to know to be a good wife and mother. Image


Ashlee R.
Age: 15,
Location: Midwest

Bride Price:
$37,500
Ashlee is into sports, clothes, jewelry and current pop music. She is a typical teenage girl except that she is impatient to get on with her life, which she sees as having a husband and raising kids. She tells us none of the boys her own age are interesting to her because they “are still little kids” and she is looking for an adult to start a life with.
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Kristin J.
Age: 16,
Location: South

Bride Price:
$49,995
Kristin has a wild streak. She likes parties and has spent more time with boys than we’d have liked her to. We had a family talk and decided that it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer. She’s a bit fiery but worth it.
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Makayla S.
Age: 15,
Location: Midwest

Bride Price:
$24,995
Makayla was named after her grandmother and takes after her in a lot of ways. She’s a traditional girl, a homebody who cooks like a chef and decorates like Martha Stewart. She also has a cheerful, upbeat outlook on life and spends a lot of time laughing. She says she is looking for a man with a sense of humor to take care of. Image


Gabriella M.
Age: 17,
Location: Southeast

Bride Price:
$19,995
Gaby has traveled a lot and seen enough of the world to realize that America is where she wants to live and while all she needs is one good man to be a good wife to, she graduated high school a year early and intends to go to college so her husband would have to be okay with that. Image


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"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

—Mrs. Addrien L.


"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.


“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14


“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.


“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"

—Nancy A.

Also, You can't sort by age. ;)

3 comments:

Kim said...

Where do you find these things you weirdo :)

-Kim

anomaly said...

The internet... Why?

ask said...

You need more to do at work! Got my part scanned yet?